Dan: Nope.
Jeff: Alright, be back soo...
Dan: Actually, I need cereal.
Jeff: Is that it?
Dan: Yes, well, maybe some milk, eggs, steak. The good steak I dont like cheap shit. Also, ice cream and champagne. I have a lady friend coming over.
Jeff: Not a truth and I am not getting you any of those things. You haven't worked in 2 years. I pay the rent, help out somehow.
Dan: I'm not out of work, but I am trying to raise capital to fund my movie.
Jeff: Is this the movie about ninja kittens who fight other cats over...what was it again?
Dan: First, it is a coming of age story of kittens who become cats through the trials and tribulations of defending the earth from chinese people.
Jeff: Wow, the whole racist theme never fails to surprise me each time I hear it.
Dan: I can tinker with the story, but the catch-phrase is definitely going to be "It's time to meow mix things up"
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